Pat Benatar


LIST OF ALBUM REVIEWS:

In the Heat of the Night (1979)
Crimes of Passion (1980)
Precious Time (1981)
Get Nervous (1982)
Live From Earth (1983)
Tropico (1984)
Seven the Hard Way (1985)
Wide Awake in Dreamland (1988)

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Brief album summaries:


In the Heat of the Night (1979)

And this hard rockin' woman bursts onto the scene, who I don't give a CRAP about. But she's got a good voice. That I'll certainly give her credit for!

Overall Album Score: 7.0 out of 10

Average Song Score: 7.5
Album Tilt: 7.0
Artist Tilt: 6.5

Link to the full review:
In the Heat of the Night [There Lies a Mindless Wanderer Named Bill]


Crimes of Passion (1980)

It's Pat Benataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar... And she's made another albuuuuuuuuum. I'm so haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy.

Overall Album Score: 8.3 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.3
Album Tilt: 8.0
Artist Tilt: 8.5

Link to the full review:
Grimes of Fashion


Precious Time (1981)

Is this cutie chick from whereever getting BORING? NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Overall Album Score: 6.9 out of 10

Average Song Score: 7.2
Album Tilt: 7.0
Artist Tilt: 6.5

Link to the full review:
Precious Time [To Find a Different Album To Listen To?]


Get Nervous (1982)

Getting nervous? You should be. Pat Benatar delivers more of the same kind of boring dreck. This time, however, she's at least being more consistent.

Overall Album Score: 7.2 out of 10

Average Song Score: 7.6
Album Tilt: 7.0
Artist Tilt: 7.0

Link to the full review:
Get Nervous [But Get That Woman Out of Your Bed First]


Live From Earth (1983)

Pat Benatar's live performance seems like it should have been more exhilarating. But it's still quite fun and even kinda raw. The two studio-produced singles tacked on at the end RULE.

Overall Live Album Score: *** 1/2


Link to the full review:
Die By Mars


Tropico (1984)

Pat Benatar goes all artsy........ Wooooohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overall Album Score: 8.5 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.6
Album Tilt: 8.5
Artist Tilt: 8.5

Link to the full review:
Blopito


Seven the Hard Way (1985)

This is along the same lines as Tropico except nearly disasterous. Yucky.

Overall Album Score: 6.9 out of 10

Average Song Score: 7.1
Album Tilt: 6.5
Artist Tilt: 7.0

Link to the full review:
Sven, the Easy Whey


Wide Awake in Dreamland (1988)

Improved but still lacking. They're probing for radio hits, but there was nothing there.

Overall Album Score: 7.6 out of 10

Average Song Score: 7.9
Album Tilt: 7.5
Artist Tilt: 7.5

Link to the full review:
Skinny's Asleep in Wakeland


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