Blondie


LIST OF ALBUM REVIEWS:

Blondie (1976)
Plastic Letters (1977)
Parallel Lines (1978)
Eat to the Beat (1979)
Autoamerican (1980)
The Hunter (1982)

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Brief album summaries:


Blondie (1976)

They are the bringers of the NEW WAVE to the plates of ... a few people ...

Overall Album Score: 8.6 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.7
Album Tilt: 8.5
Artist Tilt: 8.5

Link to the full review:
Blooooooooondie!!!!


Plastic Letters (1977)

They lose that raw, unbridled feeling from the debut, but they gain more refined songwriting skills, dazzling studio work and unmatchable diversity.

Overall Album Score: 8.9 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.8
Album Tilt: 9.0
Artist Tilt: 9.0

Link to the full review:
Spastic Matters


Parallel Lines (1978)

Oooooooooo! The big commercial breakthrough! I like it, too.

Overall Album Score: 9.5 out of 10

Average Song Score: 9.4
Album Tilt: 9.5
Artist Tilt: 5.5

Link to the full review:
In a Way, Catherine Zeta-Jones and I Are Like Parallel Lines. We'll Never Meet. :-(


Eat to the Beat (1979)

Ehhh... This is an entirely worthly follow-up to Parallel Lines, but Blondie really starts to slip at this point.

Overall Album Score: 8.3 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.5
Album Tilt: 8.5
Artist Tilt: 8.0

Link to the full review:
Eat to the Feet


Autoamerican (1980)

Here, Blondie doesn't seem to know what they want to go. And they fade away ... oh so far away.

Overall Album Score: 7.6 out of 10

Average Song Score: 7.9
Album Tilt: 7.5
Artist Tilt: 7.5

Link to the full review:
Autoamerican, Such As Ford and Chrysler


The Hunter (1982)

I advise you not to look ... it isn't pretty.

Overall Album Score: 5.2 out of 10

Average Song Score: 6.0
Album Tilt: 5.0
Artist Tilt: 4.5

Link to the full review:
The Hunter? Well Something Shot Blondie.


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